Subject: REMINDER #1 for TOP SECRET PLAN involving our friend
Meg
Hello
everyone!!
This
is Jess Scott, and I am a friend of Meg Cusimano. I have talked
to most of you personally, and have emailed some of the rest
of you. So, one way or another, you should all know about
the subject of this email. In case I missed someone, however,
I will briefly review:
MEG
CUSIMANO, our friend, is secretly getting proposed to by her
long time boyfriend Jim on November 14th, a Monday, here at
Bucknell in Bucknell Hall, and you are invited!!! We are trying
to get as many people as she knows to attend- currently there
are over 150 invited!!!
THE
PLAN:
Meg thinks she is going to a "poetry reading" for
a friend of ours, Mal, in Bucknell Hall at 730pm on that monday.
Actually, we are all meeting there at 7pm and Meg and I will
arrive convienently "late" to the "reading",
and all you guys will be sitting in the front and the lights
will be off. Meg and I will
grab a seat in the back, and as Mal finishes her poem she
will "forget" the rest of her poems and introduce
the "guest poet", Jim. Its all him from there!
SO
THIS EMAIL IS TO REMIND YOU OF THE DATE AND TIME FOR THE SURPRISE
PROPOSAL:
****** Monday November 14th at 7pm in Bucknell Hall*****
It
is imperative that you are on time to this event, as it can't
happen without each of you!! Also, feel free to invite anyone
who is also friends with Meg to attend this event with you-
there is no limit to the number of people we want to share
this moment with Jim and Meg!!
FINAL
NOTE: This is VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!
These last 2 weeks before the event are the most important
in keeping the plan from Meg. Recently she has come to me
with more knowledge than she should have about certain people
whom she hasn't told about her boyfriend/ the idea of a proposal,
who have somehow "known" that the relationship is
to the level where she has been expecting the proposal. WE
CAN"T LET HER FIND OUT!!! Therefore, I ask each of you
to do what you can to not even mention the fact that she has
a
boyfriend, let alone anything about a poetry reading or a
proposal. PLAY DUMB- if she says ANYTHING TO YOU she is very
smart and may be trying to pry information out of you. AVOID
THE SUBJECT AT ALL COSTS, please!!!! You know who you are
if you have accidentally admitted to knowing more than you
should about the upcoming event to Meg, so instead of undergoing
any method to fix your mistake, NEVER BRING UP THE SUBJECT
AGAIN!! lol, thanks!!
I hope you each are as excited as I am to be a part of making
this moment the most amazing it can be for Meg and Jim- Jim
has already admitted to me that he is amazed at the level
to which each of you is going out of your way to attend this
event, even if you have only known Meg briefly/haven't see
her since highschool. He thanks each of you, as do I, and
I can't wait to see you there!
-Jess
Scott
P.S.
Another reminder will be sent in a week!
P.P.S.
Any questions should be referred to me either at this email
address,
through my AIM screenname JPS110585, or on my cell - Dont
be shy,
feel free to get in touch with me anytime!!
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